duuuuude

"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30) 04/15/2017 at 00:10 • Filed to: None

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 04/15/2017 at 00:19

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Hey buddy. My neighbor’s wife’s baby-daddy’s cousin’s roommate’s pizza delivery guy’s hairstylist’s cat is blind in one eye.

Chariotoflove > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 04/15/2017 at 00:22

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That’s awesome. This is the kind of thing you tell your friends at a party when they’re well and truly lit, then time how long it takes them to go, “heyyyy”.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/15/2017 at 00:23

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I know that cat. She was posted on Oppo yesterday. She’s like, famous now.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove 04/15/2017 at 00:29

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Hopefully the party is devoid of that one person who smokes a little too much grass and talks nonstop about conspiracy theories.

“Hey dude, so I was --”
“FLOURIDE!!!!!!”
“Well, I’m sober now.”

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Chariotoflove 04/15/2017 at 00:34

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What is lit?

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/15/2017 at 00:34

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I hate that guy.

Chariotoflove > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 04/15/2017 at 00:37

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Here it means drunk. It can also mean high in other contexts.

Frank Grimes > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 04/15/2017 at 01:03

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Or anyone who needs to find the horn without looking down at the wheel even blind people.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Chariotoflove 04/15/2017 at 01:05

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415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Chariotoflove 04/15/2017 at 01:06

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415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Chariotoflove 04/15/2017 at 01:09

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Also you should know I was kidding, I was a fucking Marine, I sure as hell know what lit is...

Chariotoflove > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 04/15/2017 at 11:12

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Oh, okay. I figure when in doubt, the best choice is to be polite.